Well, today was my first first day of school.
Can you say FML!

(in case you don't know what that means)
Fuck
My
Life!
(Now you know :])

First off got up at 5 am to take a shower, straighten my hair, put on my makeup, get my clothes on, I didn't even eat! Then got in moms car and she was freaking out! She was in a bitchy mood, So I started singing Happy days.
Here's kinda how it when down...

Me:... Oh happy daaaAAaa-
Mom: FUCK YOU!
Me: O.O *snicker*

She obviously wasn't happy, The I got out of the car and bumped my head on the corner on the door, I must be blind! Then saw Selena and said hi, Then went inside, saw Daisy, Autumn, Claudia, Clarissa, Emily, and Maira. Then went to homeroom with Autumn and Makayla, Put my shit in my new locker (don't seee why i needed to, all I had was my bag and binder). Then went back to homeroom and saw Nathans fine ass, he kept looking at me with his sexy look and did a smile like he was laughing, he never laughs, just smiles.

The we had to go to an assembly, I sat next to Autumn, Autumn sat next to Nathan, Hector and Emanuel sat behind us, and my favorite little funny squirrel sized twitching dude Hunter was behind them saying, "HALEY!" I look back, "HI!" Lol he's hilarious. And While we waited for everything to start, me and Autumn we're talking and I say, "What if my last name was Tally-wacker?" "Haley Marie Tally-wacker?!" she says laughing, "Haley Tally-wacker please come down to the office!" We laughed about that forever.

Then the assembly actually started. Emanuel and Hector kept saying stupid things that made me and Autumn almost piss ourselves, Then the student council prez Megan Butke (I say Hairy butt)made a speech and Emanuel was talking about candy and me and Autumn trying to hold in our laughs, I was scared I would accidentally open my mouth and burst out laughing, and when Hairy butt was done and the student body applaud, that was our chance to laugh. Then we had to leave back to homeroom and fill out surveys, then went to Spanish, my Spanish teacher kinda looked like lady gaga mixed with Christina agularia.

Then went to home ec. that was boring so I won't go into it.

The when to math (which I absolutely hate) and saw the most perfect seat, way in the back next to a windiw with a perfect view of the grass and sunlight, Me and Shy-Shy ran to it and I was satified :]. The Jesus and Ramon walked in and sat in front of me. The my teacher said we were getting assigned seats, I almost shit myself! I got moved to the middle of the room with the most annoying girl possible while Austin (mentally challenged kid) sat in MY seat!

The into science with Nestor, Jose, and Miguel. I don't see how I'm friends with them considering I'm a white girl and there Spanish guys lol.
We had to move again, I have to sit In the front with a nerd with a fucked up laugh.

Oh, this one kid that used to love me, Billy, kept staring at me! from science to Language arts!

Then I had to got to language arts with Miguel and Nestor, I sat in the back with Nestor and we did nothing but screw around, saying the teacher ate cow tounge, I said she ate EVERYTHING, and then she made us take a quiz about her, and one question was what her father used to work as, I said a stripper and Nestor did them weirdest laugh and Billy kept look at me! I was all FUCK OFF MAN!

The Social studies, I sat with Jesus (he's awesome 'cause he's gay and can do the moon walk :]), and the teacher wouldn't stop talking!!

It was a fucked up day!